What's Wonderful?

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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby Ben » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:35 am

mike edwards wrote:
Ben wrote:If likes being known as a cobbler he's no good at meningitis shoes.

Tell me that again, Ben. That one got lost in translation.

That's what I get for replying whilst trying to watch football at the same time. Predictive text.

If he likes being known as a cobbler he must be no good at mending shoes.

That's better.


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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby Mountain Mist » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:23 am

mike edwards wrote:I'll tell you what's wonderful. Metal segs for the heels of your boots. I had my cobbler put 'em on my mine.

Not only do they prolong the life of the boots, but I'm convinced they make you walk livelier and with an upright posture.

When your boots are making that 'drill sergeant click', you have no choice but to walk smart.



I have a heap of riding boots, I should look into the segs, as riders scratch the bottom of their leather boots up (which is counter productive as the boots are expensive and need to look immaculate) to "break the boots in" as the specifically made boots for horse riding's soles are slippery, so that a foot is not caught in a stirrup, and therefore terrible to walk safely, on land. ;)


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Re: What's Wonderful?

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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby Mountain Mist » Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:30 am

What's wonderful?

That the man held the rope so that the hay bales did not fall down ……….


Video:
https://www.facebook.com/TheHayNetwork/videos/1614174255331517/

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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby mike edwards » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:26 pm

Ben wrote:If he likes being known as a cobbler he must be no good at mending shoes.


How so?
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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby mike edwards » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:16 pm

I'll tell you what's wonderful. Bumping into an old friend you haven't seen for years.

Standing there laughing about the old days, all the while thinking "Jesus, she's got old"

Wonder what she thought.
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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby Colin B » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:14 pm

mike edwards wrote:Wonder what she thought.


"Who the fuck is this ?"
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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby mike edwards » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:46 pm

Colin B wrote:
mike edwards wrote:Wonder what she thought.


"Who the fuck is this ?"


Ha!

"And what's with his fucking clicking boots"
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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby Colin B » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:49 pm

Colin B wrote:
mike edwards wrote:Wonder what she thought.


"Who the fuck is this ?"
mike edwards wrote:Ha!

"And what's with his fucking clicking boots"



Ah yes, 'Blakeys'...
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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby mike edwards » Tue Feb 12, 2019 2:50 pm

Colin B wrote:
Colin B wrote:
mike edwards wrote:Wonder what she thought.


"Who the fuck is this ?"
mike edwards wrote:Ha!

"And what's with his fucking clicking boots"



Ah yes, 'Blakeys'...


I get 'em off my cobbler.
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Re: What's Wonderful?

Postby Matt Helm » Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:24 pm

We all have two lives, the second begins when we realize we only have one. Live your 1st Life mate... Love&Peace, Matt


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