An excessive intake of Alcohol

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An excessive intake of Alcohol

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:07 am

One night at Cheers, a TV Sitcom,Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Normmy, it's like this ... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!”

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Re: An excessive intake of Alcohol

Postby Colin B » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:08 pm

Ha ha ha !

Any excuse for having a drink !

On a technical level:

How do the leading buffalo know how slowly the ones at the back are going in order to adjust their speed ?
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Re: An excessive intake of Alcohol

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:26 pm

Colin B wrote:Ha ha ha !

Any excuse for having a drink !

On a technical level:

How do the leading buffalo know how slowly the ones at the back are going in order to adjust their speed ?


Animal Instict ;) :D

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Re: An excessive intake of Alcohol

Postby John » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:01 pm

WalterHaleJnr wrote:
Colin B wrote:Ha ha ha !

Any excuse for having a drink !

On a technical level:

How do the leading buffalo know how slowly the ones at the back are going in order to adjust their speed ?


Animal Instict ;) :D

Good idea for a song title.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky4CdN0x58A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRaZ2M7p6vE

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Re: An excessive intake of Alcohol

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:16 am

Plus Elvis song. That makes at least three different tunes from different era with the same songtitle -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vAOrnkjALE

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Re: An excessive intake of Alcohol

Postby John » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:41 am

WalterHaleJnr wrote:Plus Elvis song. That makes at least three different tunes from different era with the same songtitle -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vAOrnkjALE

I was trying to avoid the obvious one Walter.


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