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Best Definitions

Postby WalterHaleJnr » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:17 am

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

And a Personal Favorite!!

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Re: Best Definitions

Postby elvislady » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:25 am

WalterHaleJnr wrote:BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:

A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

And a Personal Favorite!!

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



Lol,Thanks walt, These are good.
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Re: Best Definitions

Postby Private Presley » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:56 am

Thank you, Walter for these daffynitions.

WalterHaleJnr wrote:
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.


Ducks too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXCFjinobdc
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