TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
I'm just watching a programme about Ken Dodd, and he told this one.
TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
I'm just watching a programme about Ken Dodd, and he told this one.
Really?
That's another one of mine he nicked then !
John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
I'm just watching a programme about Ken Dodd, and he told this one.
Really?
That's another one of mine he nicked then !
Claim it off his estate.
TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
I'm just watching a programme about Ken Dodd, and he told this one.
Really?
That's another one of mine he nicked then !
Claim it off his estate.
I went to his funeral in my camouflage gear, but no one saw me there.
( not really, but I was at his home when the cortège left, that's true )
John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
I'm just watching a programme about Ken Dodd, and he told this one.
Really?
That's another one of mine he nicked then !
Claim it off his estate.
I went to his funeral in my camouflage gear, but no one saw me there.
( not really, but I was at his home when the cortège left, that's true )
Why were you there?
TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:John wrote:TonyS wrote:I saw a knight on a horse clear twenty buses today, I asked someone "who was that?"
Medieval Knievel apparently.
Christmas cracker?
I thought so.
Went to the army surplus store today to get some goodies with money I received for Christmas, I asked the guy at the counter where the camouflage jackets where, and he replied 'Good aren't they?'
I'm just watching a programme about Ken Dodd, and he told this one.
Really?
That's another one of mine he nicked then !
Claim it off his estate.
I went to his funeral in my camouflage gear, but no one saw me there.
( not really, but I was at his home when the cortège left, that's true )
Why were you there?
Photographer.
As a footnote my wife has some family stories and some of her extended family knew him.
goldbelt wrote:You did say to keep the jokes coming.
Those will have to do until the jokes arrive.
Users browsing this forum: John and 26 guests